Three of the server, not including admin.

Money, money, money. How do we reorganize the Workers'. German. Professionals and hazing. Members of classmates. decorator. Headquarters as a pharmacy. social justice. Moderation as a combination of business with pleasure. Mobile services. Work!.


Previous chapter:.
Chapter 1. Server.
Chapter 2. Admin.
Chapter 3. Running on the Spot.




- Money. We need money! - Cyril was categorical. - With money we can hire people to organize activities in the world and send someone to open the damn door.

- And can we give someone webmoney for the fact that he will come here and open the door? .

- Would you go? . - And no bucks just is not going no.

In this case he was right, and verification of human nature was we can not afford - the account had just over 150 dollars, and they had to spend sensibly.

We climbed to the top of the room, took out a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and began to discuss how we reorganize the Workers', that is to carry out such actions in the virtual, using 150 units of virtual banknotes to set in motion the real people who come here and. Well, you already know, what our aspirations were directed these last night (hell, have a whole day!).


- Is this an office that is necessary to open the Internet?, - Said Sergey.
- Virtual - said Kirill.
- And what would she do?.
- Do you think I should do everything for everyone? - Cyril indignantly. - I have outlined the main line, we can say, ...
- For some reason it seems that you always swear - Sergei alert.
- So it's because the German ideal language for cursing! . - Cyril reassured him, and added - Schwartz gevayzen, comrade.
- Hmmm. - Sergei shook his head.

It should be noted that Cyril was a great admirer of the German. Love to all German spawned a long trip, even in Soviet times, in Germany: the combined effects of German beer, German cars and German order has left in his soul an indelible mark, manifested in the spontaneous use of the various German words and phrases, mostly in moments of strong mental .
- In short, Denki, kamrades. Let us think, that is,.

And we began to think.

It is assumed that thinking is a phenomenon of spontaneous, non-linear and poorly organized, and therefore mysterious and mystical. In fact, it is not, just try not to think about something. Usually offered not think of a lame monkey, but we had a better topic - server. The idea took off, made ​​a circle and then hit the damn server framework - all depends on the inability to communicate with the outside world except via the Internet.

- Well, we're professionals with information technology - Cyril spoke encouraging - let's do some IT start-up, or what?.
- It's a thought! . - Alex, that we have with startups?.

I do not know, it seems to me, or however we have formed hazing? .

- Well, I do not know. - I tried to remember - this season are fashionable social network. Fellow soldiers there, the men. All come together on any site, look at pics friends who have what car or where they rested there, like pussy face off. Above all, no open forums, but private correspondence, but otherwise start a normal discord, hubbub, rudeness and all scatter. But while it is at the peak.

- Technologically it difficult? .

- No, - I shrugged. - Several pages of mark up, download the plugin from somewhere fotomenedzhera. Parallelization is the main and more servers to the participants by letter to scatter. But if it is thousands of 10 people or more will be registered.
- T. e. can not write quickly without razvernesh? .

- But why write this been written already hefty pile, I like it for the sake of Google, I saw pieces of ready-. But why do that? . The main thing - the idea of ​​a social, not a social network - I said.

- Your overwhelming desire to show off one of your biggest weaknesses, - said Sergey. I humbly accepted.

But Cyril seems to have grasped an idea by the tail. He jumped up and began pacing the room excitedly, wiggling his eyebrows and waving his arms, then suddenly stopped and said:.

- I made up! .

Sergei advanced middle finger in a combat stance and slowly tapped his own forehead:.

- Are you really tutu? .

- Wait a minute, listen again! - Cyril sat down and began to tell:.
- What is the basic idea of social networking? . pictures are publishing relevant. Actually, this incredible good fortune to feel that you have all anymore! . well, you understand.

Cyril paused and pondered.

- Well? .

- What Really? . - And, yes. These terms all these comparisons is the sublimation of libido and treat them accordingly be.

- Let's say - I said. - And where does the porn? .

- Do not know? . Well, there are suggestions how we use it?.

There was a silence. Sergei and I looked at each other and simultaneously moved away from Cyril. ... ... And we have moved away away.

Kirill looked at us puzzled and suddenly roared so loud that I started. Otsmeyavshis ( in silence ), he wiped his tears and said:.
- What you give! . Women, too, in the sense of love. I'm talking about something else - and he continued to express the idea:.
- Well, all sorts of comparisons and the associated communication is the sublimation of desire to be compared freydistkogo members. We shall reject this entire husk and make one single, ultimeyt, you know, a social network. Of the members of. To once and for all solve the main issue.

We fell silent again.
- Uh, the original idea - finally squeezed Sergey - well, women? .

- So what if there is no - did not hesitate to Kirill. - They will be able to watch. In general, it will be female- oriented network - they will have plenty to choose from and find the true face, that is not a person, but the profile, so to speak.

we thought. The idea, of course, quite mad, but in our world of so many crazy things that bring good money for their creators. For example, portable toilets, kennels, or the same as Vista.

- Listen, but the promotion of social networking is always long enough. In a perfect coincidence of all the conditions are less than a month - I said. - We are so not stay for one reason or another.

- And if you sit on the tail of the existing network? . - What are you talking about the existing networks? . tfu, LinkedIn?.

- Apply the Decorator pattern, - said Sergey. - Transparent roof on the existing functionality of the new features. But what might work.

- And how will pass traffic? . - I said.

- Give a fat feast -2- peer client, then? . - And via ICQ, or stupidly by its ports. Or ports all popular instant messengers zayuzat?.


Cyril contentedly went to the fridge - when they heard that we have to share technical terms, he found his task of tasks performed by the director. But we have not specified a very important conceptual point.

- Cyril, and where to find a lot of members?.
- The headquarters of our company - immediately ( like, purely automatic) responded to Cyril, but then he said - Why do you need members?.

- Well, not the bodies, and their photographs - said Sergey. - For the seed, so to speak. We decided to make a plug-in extension to the social network, which will download and display photos of the bodies. But we must also lay the groundwork and the starting point for comparison. to start the process.

Of course, many members of the Internet. As in the figurative and in the truest sense. The whole question of how to sort and show for comparison? .

The business model was evident in our network - we will advertise related products: Viagra, large SUVs and huge umbrellas - it 's why we have not discussed, and especially.

-. and most importantly, - said Kirill, when we put on the Download Managers pumping a suitable collection of photographs - it is necessary to give friends and contacts of the opposite sex can edit and upload the photos for the owner of MMM. guns! . But the last word rests with the owner himself, of course.

- And they will not just delete a photo or to put back something harmless? .

- Do not give - hand sliced ​​Cyril - imprison girls. No, better to grandmothers. in moderation. Then do avtoanaliz. Nefig put pictures of flowers or sunsets any where to be proud. Well, in general, do not go there.

- And who will moderate today? . - We're sick of the members. Wow someone to temporarily replace. grandmothers.

- Well, for starters hire some freelancer for php- Leschine webmoney, freelancers for such work is no stranger. - Cyril rubbed his chin, - And then, I think there must be willing to pomoderirovat. Especially if you pick up along geographic lines moderatorsh. Hardly anyone refuses to complete the collection of neighborhood members as well? .

- And really what mobile and geo- services can be screwed! .

Inspired, we set to work. Cyril opened Excel and a calculator trying to figure out how much we earn from advertising Viagra and Cialis, Sergey bought a domain, linked in one of our servers, and began to deploy Apache on it and the other bells and whistles, and I began to develop free plug-in to social networks.

End of chapter 4.
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